Recipe on how to become good looking

2 oz. patience

4 oz. goodwill

1 cup kindness

1 pinch of hope

1 bunch faith

to these add 1 pkg. prudence and a little sympathy. Both a handful of industry and humility should be added. In a jar, add a brimful of good humor. Season the mixture with good strong common sense and simmer in a pan of daily content. Cool and add to the jar containing good  humor.

-Anon

-Mrs. A. T. Mc Kinley

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